Disturbia

I’m going to give a few examples of these irritating things. But believe me, there are much more. These are just from the top of my head.

1. Why is it that when a hot young female actress shows up on the screen and is being watched by horny teenage boys, she moves in slow-motion? The thing that bothers me is not the slow-motion entirely, but the fact that the movie isn’t in slow-motion! The girl moves, by herself, in slow-motion! Which means that sometimes if her parents or friends are around, you can see them move like a normal person. While the girl in question moves like she’s at a photo shoot or something. If I would be there next to hear I would be like “Bitch move I’m trying to get in the pool. You ain’t that hot.” And that is the truth.

2. Why is it that people hang up without giving information when planning a date? Here’s a typical romance/comedy dialogue between a man and a woman who are about to so call “schedule” a date. Let’s call the guy Mike and the girl Karen because that’s the most typical names. Mike is a skaterboy who’s at the skatepark with his friends and his ugly crooked hat. Karen is at home writing in her fluffy pink diary with ugly pink hair plastered around it.
Mike: I really had fun last night..
Karen: Yeah I just wish we could have spent some more time alone.
Mike: Hey do you want to do something tonight?
Karen: Like .. a romantic date? *girlish giggling*
Mike: Hehe well we can just, hang out if you want. *smug grin, thinking he’s gonna get some* Let’s meet up.
Karen: Ok.
Mike: I’ll see you tonight.
*Click*

Huh. Mike and Karen is going on a date. Where? I don’t know. When? I don’t know. The funny thing is, Karen and Mike doesn’t even know. The only thing they know is that tonight they will meet up and they know exactly the time and place without even saying it to each other, because they are in sync.
And yeah forget about manners like I dunno saying “Goodbye” before hanging up!? “Meeh it’s unnecessary screen time!” You know what’s unnecessary? Being a bitch hanging up on your boyfriend in the middle of a conversation. It would be like me talking with a guy in a park. We’re sitting and talking and we talk about meeting later tonight. We agree to meet tonight but before we can talk details I just stand up and walk away. No goodbye no nothing. That’s quite unnecessary.

3. Another thing that is irritating. A high-school girl with ponytail and glasses suddenly becomes super extremely hot once she takes them off and let her hair swirl around. Suddenly everybody wants her badly and she changes personality just like that and becomes a bitch. They have become better with this though, nowadays the über hot ex-dorky girl has a nice personality and later on in the movie she gets lost and confused and then becomes a bitch.

4. There is never a hallway i American movies. You just walk straight into the house. I guess some houses are built that way but c’mon, almost every single movie.

5. This is the absolute worst thing ever. Why oh why do Hollywood always take such great movies that is originally from Europe(Night Watch, Let The Right One In) or Asia (My Sassy Girl, The Grudge) and makes it into shit. I mean oh my god you’re missing out, is it so hard to read subtitled movies? I asked a friend of mine from Ohio and she said that it was because Americans are lazy, because watching a foreign movie with a different language means *GASP* reading! Which is horrible and such a mental strain that you just don’t do it. Instead you dub it with horrid voice actors who don’t show any emotion or relation to the character in question and practically ruins the whole thing. Seriously from the depth of my soul, I know you’re missing out on some kick ass movies by watching dubbed or remaked movies.

Anyway, moving on to other things.

I recently discovered that Amanda Bynes is extremely tall and is considered an oak. I can’t stop thinking about her humongous size everytime she is on screen. Now don’t get me wrong, she is not a favorite or even likable to me. I just recently had to console a friend of mine and she wanted to watch “What a girl wants” and I could not say no to her wet eyes screaming for fluffy non-existing fairytales. By the way did I mention how much I hate that movie? I had to endure it for her sake though so it was alright. I had a few laughs at how bad it actually was and how fugly and extremely untalented the co-star was. Not that the lead Miss Bynes had any talent to contribute with anyway.

There. Finally updated.

Yesterday, my paper arrived. I’m really tired in the mornings so I usually don’t get up until 12 am and especially now when it’s vacation. My phone rings and wakes me. I’m really tired and kind of absent-minded since it’s so early (we all have that morning confusion). I answer it and I can hear my friend on the other line asking me if I’ve read the paper yet. “No I’m asleep.” and she says ”You have to read it, a huge star has just died.” I’m curious of course when she says this but still, to tired to get up. 30 min later I get up and I go outside to get the paper. I come back in and I unfold it. Immediately when I see the title it’s kind of like everything is in slowmotion. “Michael Jackson dead”. I am in total shock and I still am. It’s very odd and I know some of you might think I’m lying but I had dreamt about Michael Jackson that night, strange because my dreams don’t usually contain celebrities.

Michael Jackson was and will forever be the King of Pop, in my eyes and everyone else. My entire day was very sad because of his death and my heart goes out to his family and children.

I know a lot of rumors have surrounded him these past couple of decades. Sleeping in an oxygen tent to prolong his life or the scandal in Berlin with the child and the balcony. But the biggest scandal was the sexual accusations against him. Sexual child abuse. Since he invited kids sometimes to come to Neverland and stay there for a few days there were a lot of rumors.

While reading about how he grew up I came across the sad fact that Michael never really had a childhood. He was forced by his father at a very young age to start entertaining. He was never allowed to go out and play and he hit Michael. His dad treated him like shit. He was never allowed to be and act like a normal kid. Never been to a playground or played football. That why he constructed “Neverland”, to make up for what he never had as a child. To be robbed of ones childhood like that is devastating. To never experience real love or care. Michael was the real Peter Pan!
Michael often got teased by his dad. He called him “big nose” and made fun of him and his appearence a lot. This must have resulted to why Michael considered to use plastic surgery. Maybe that or because he didn’t want to look like his father. Michael himself said that no plastic surgery was involved with his skin becoming white, it was a skin disease called “Vitiligo”. But I don’t know. I am very angry at people who consider Michael a freak. Because the only freak I can see, is Joe Jackson.

The childhood of Michael Jackson plays a big part in who he became in the adult life, of course. It does us all some rights and wrongs. The reason why he liked to be with young boys so much, maybe because he never got to be a child himself and that kids are so honest. Michael was so famous and it must be hard to know who really loves you for who you are or who loves you for the money or the fame. Kids don’t think like that, they either like you or they don’t. They are completely honest and always speak their mind. Like Michael himself said in an interview with Oprah, “They don’t judge you, they don’t want anything from you. They just want to be your friend”. This also can be a reason. I’m not trying to justify any accuses that has been used against him but I’m just saying. The child Michael allegedly molested might not be true. The parents knew that they could be given a huge amount of money and this might have triggered them to tell the child to lie. But again I don’t know if this is true. I just know that the parents got over 20 million dollars from Michael and when they received it they pulled back all the charges. That’s a lot of money. I myself don’t believe he did it, I think he was innocent.

One of my favourite songs is “Dirty Diana” and of course “Dangerous”. I’ve always liked Michael Jackson’s songs, since I was a kid. I remember watching the musicvideo “Thriller” when I was about 7 or 8. It was very scary for a child my age! I remember screaming at one point when his eyes turned yellow in the end when you thought it all was over, a dream. He was great. An awesome performer also. My mother went to see him once when she was young and she totally loved it! She really loved his music! It’s so cool that she’s been to one of his shows.

Michael sold millions and millions of albums all over the world.

I just watched a video of him performing “Dirty Diana” on Youtube and I got such chills in my entire body, I ended up crying afterwards. I think I just realized what big of a star the world just lost. Can’t really say that I grew up with his music because I’m far to young. But my mother has always been a big fan of him, so his music has always sort of been in my life.

Whilst I’m not a movie reviewer (and you will soon understand why) I realized after a bit of thinking that I had to write this post. Mainly because it is extremely bothersome but yet an awesome comparison.

Twilight

So. Last night I watched Twilight. Never really understood the hype about it so I decided to rent it (and by “rent” I mean download it like the silly pirate I am online) and watch it with a bowl of popcorn.
Halfway through the movie I found myself saying “the fuck” to every scene. This is crazy. It’s very odd. Because while I was watching it I realized how extremely imaginary it is. Now don’t get me wrong, I am full aware that Vampires do not exist in the real world but if they did, they would sure as hell not act and live like they did in Twilight. The movie in itself was very entertaining, I really enjoyed it I’m serious it was great. Just a few minor gaps holes or whatever in the movie.

1. Since when can Vampires expose themselves in daylight? They burn up for christ sake (or get extremely weak, can’t use megapowers).

2. The whole “When we’re exposed in the sun we get sparkly skin like diamonds”- is extremely ridiculous. That entire scene was inane and ludicrous.

3. Vampires does not have a reflection, since they’re dead. But in the ballerina scene you can totally see James in every mirror.

4. Why does Bella have so many friends? She is totally asocial and a loner. Never really talks and looks like she is living in her own little dream world half of the time.

5. Does Alice have a thing for Bella or is she just overly happy to meet someone new? Ok I know this isn’t a gap or anything and being the lovedove girl I am I always pull strings between people like this. By the way, I think Jasper and Alice are extremely hot together. I have to admit I love them. They should make a movie starring only Jasper and Alice. That would be much more intresting then 2 hermits trying to pull themselves into what seems to be the longest pause between landing a smooch on the lips while one of them pulls the sexiest line I’ve ever heard “Don’t move, don’t. Stay perfectly still” (all the while he pulls the sexiest grimace ever).

Anyway so I know Vampires are fictional and authors, like the said Stephenie Meyer, can play around with the rules a bit but seriously. There’s a line where Vampires just stop being Vampires. I did like that Edward did have some mind control over Bella, you could notice it and that’s cool because usually modern vampires doesn’t possess that skill.

Now.. I’m going to share with you another Vampire movie which I enjoyed thoroughly.
It’s a swedish movie named “Let The Right One In” and if you know your Vampire facts then you know that a Vampire can’t come into your house uninvited, you have to invite them in. So anyway that explains the title.

The movie based on a novel of the same name revolves around Oscar, an overlooked and bullied boy who finds love and revenge through Eli, a beautiful but peculiar girl who turns out to be a vampire. The movie is very slow compared to the hypes that is Twilight and there’s not much (if any) special effects used like in Twilight where almost the entire movie is computer generated. But the movie gets under your skin and there’s a scene in the movie which I loved. Eli is climbing, much like Edward, on a hospital wall very fast and it was so real! I know you can’t do it for real but if Vampires did exist and they climbed a wall it would look exactly like that I imagine, not like Edwards rollerblading-up-a-hill style. If Vampires did exist, they would probably live and feed like in Let The Right One In. The book is also a great read.

While Twilight entertains, Let The Right One In completely redefines people’s perception on traditional vampire horrors (as I read somewhere I thought it sounded very precise to my personal opinion).
Forget all the Twilight bullshit, when you have seen Let The Right One In you won’t even consider Twilight to be a Vampire movie. Twilight is like High School Musical 3 next to this masterpiece. Let The Right One In is probably the best Vampire movie produced since 60 years back.

Let The Right One In

To Be Continued…

What is the dream job exactly? I know we all are looking for it. If you like sweets or you’re really into chocolate you might consider yours to be in a bakery or perhaps as a chocolatier. Wouldn’t that be a sweet job, hehe.
The thought hit me last night as I was watching the news and there was a story about a depressed woman who was tired of her job and now demanded compensation for all the stress it had caused her. Well suck it up. You know, as well as anyone, that working in a kindergarten can be a tough environment to work in.

About kindergarten, I heard that people working with kids a lot get a strong immune system, because kids in that age often gets sick. I could sure use a little back up power as my teacher is quite sick of me sitting in the back with a bunch of napkins around my books in class. Maybe I should go into a kindergarten twice a week? Just go in and pretend to be someones sister or young mother and play with them, let them occasionally touch you after they sneezed. Maybe that could really work. A bit odd I admit but you never know.

Anyway back to the dream job. What is your dream job? Mine would be traveling a lot. Not like a celebrity or photographer as those jobs require a bit of effort. A relative of mine has a job that I got extremely hyped up about. Funny I can’t seem to remember the name of the proffesion but I know that it involved a lot of traveling. Like for example one day he has to be in Budapest and another day Africa. It’s like the traveling never ends! I think it was something about archeology, which has always been intresting to me. We’ve all seen “The Mummy” or “Indiana Jones” and fantasize that we one day might end up as a treasure hunter. Archeology is of course nothing like they portray it in the movies.  But c’mon, you gotta break it to us youngsters. I bet this is the very reason a lot of people got into archeology in the first place, from the movies! What hasn’t the movies given us except for maybe a life to spend outside of the theatre! Anyway this post is beginning to become very long and boring. I shall rant no more as I have nothing more of intrest to tell you, I didn’t have that in the first place anyway but oh well.

I will leave the thought with you. What is your dream job? Your passion?:)

To Be Seen . . .

Surfing Youtube I have discovered both funny, creative and just plain annoying people. I decided I would make a list of the top 5 (my opinion of course). So here it is.

5. ParleProductions

4. aXdeadXpanda

3. Buffalax

2. JamesNintendoNerd

1. Communitychannel

These are of course from my own Subscribers list. I’m not really into Smosh, Fred (the most annoying) or kevjumba. They’re not funny, at all. Nat from communitychannel is hilarious! She’s a definite pick for number one. I always laugh to her videos, she’s great!

Anyway. Today on my way back from town I was sitting in the back of the bus listening to Benny Lava and I noticed some youngsters (as myself) get on. At first they seemed a bit disoriented and I heard one of them say “Let’s sit in the back.” and the other replied “But there’s a girl there.” she replied “Let’s just ask her to move.” I had the shitty ipod headphones on that often falls out of ones ear when moving just a slight bit. That explains why I could hear them. So they were heading towards me and the seats around me but I didn’t particularly mind this as I was in the middle of Benny Lava licking Belinda.
When I had first seated myself in the back, I put up my feet on the seat infront of me as an attempt to rest them. Because after a little accident earlier involving a helping cashier, sheets and a lot of unstable shelfs I had a slight ache.
So the girls comes up and I just glance a bit, acknowledging their presence when one of them just sits down on top of my boots! I was extremely appalled! Such disrespect! I immediately remove them from underneath her big ass and ask her what the fuck she thinks she’s doing. In a polite manner tone, of course. The girls that accompanied her starts to apologize and walks up to the front of the bus instead. But the girl who sat on my boots just sits still and looks at me. Arrogant piece of shit, I think and I give her the deadliest glare ever given and then I take my glove up and smack her.. No.

That was a joke. I never did anything to the girl. Partly because I didn’t want to get into an argument but mainly because I am, as said in my last post, a big wuss. I’m really scared of mean people. I would probably cry if she had said anything to me. So I sat there, taking the arrogance extending throughout her soul and then I politely left when the bus hit my stop. I did give her a glare though. Outside of the bus that is. But still, a glare nonetheless.

To Be Continued..